In response to Amie Parnes’s puff piece on Politico about the President’s “pet peeves” I came up with my own list which I posted on Twitter throughout the day using the hashtag #bhopetpeeves:

Serviceable used cars.

Small crowds.

Big ear jokes.

Man-to-man defense.

Children without tonsils.

The CBO.

“#tcots”

Campaign promises.

Man jeans.

Reading the bill.

People who make over $250,000 a year.

Neda.

Email spam filters.

Long-form birth certificates.

Unwalkable water.

Legs that don’t tingle.

Date nights not paid for by taxpayers.

Having just one autobiography.

A weak “Obamarita”.

Brothers.

Stars, stripes.

White panthers.

Nancy Reagan seances.

The vetting process.

His pay-grade.

When Sasha and Malia catch him cheating at Monopoly.

The Post Office.

Jobs.

Bo digging up his buried college transcripts.

Seeing Cindy Sheehan on vacation.

He can see Russia from his ideology.

The New York Times Best Sellers list.

When he reads to Sasha and Malia at night and they fall asleep before he gets to his favorite part of “Rules for Radicals”.

The tickle of Axelrod’s mustache.

When Bo needs his nails trimmed and the vet suggests chopping off his paws.

That Lincoln freed the slaves first.

Gibbs dropping a deuce in the Oval Office bathroom.

When Orszag claims his team is winning by 2 trillion points during pickup bball games.

Homeless people in Ohio who won’t get in the van to go vote.

Play along on Twitter using #bhopetpeeves !